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Hydrogen is hydrogen, right? Nod your head yes; make me happy. So. If hydrogen is hydrogen, and its an element, and elements cannot possibly be broken down any farther (except that they can. Elements are made up of atoms, but even THOSE can be broken down farther into protons, neutrons and electrons. Who knows what makes those things up), then how is it possible that one hydrogen can have more friggin' mass than any other hydrogen? Someone, please explain it in a way other than my teacher's way, because he makes no sense!

Mentally, I struck a deal with myself. As soon as he made sense, I would pay attention to his rambling.

Gah. So bored. Must... make... coherent sentence!

The guy in front of me asked what I was writing. He asked what I was reading. He asked if I could spontaneously write poetry.

Duck puck, pick wick, crashbamboom, GAAHHH!
There. Poetry. The inside of my head. Music to my ears.
... I want to write about the sink... [edit:  that can be found here -- sminthian.deviantart.com/art/T… . It turned into something more complex than a sink, but I originally wrote about the reflection in the sink's fosset thingy.]

Clock. Tick... tick... tick... YES! RING! FREEDOM! Five rings of wonderful goodness, and in just five seconds, I'd be out in the sunshine and not in this artificial warmth.
This is the Daily Life of Sminthian -- Chemistry Class Edition.
Enjoy.

There is a moment where I could not, literally, form a coherent sentence. That was how bored I got.
I understand the hydrogen whatnot now, so no worries there. Thanks to Ben :iconbirdybop: I now understand Chemistry.

It doesn't matter if i were paying attention or not. My teacher is a student teacher. He learns the subject three periods before he teaches it to us.
Now, my real teacher teaches well, but he teaches so monotonously that no one listens. The student teacher is lively and active, but he teaches so... I-don't-really-know-what-I'm-doing-ly that no one WANTS to pay attention.
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David-A-Wagner's avatar
it's all about the isotopes :P